Currently, I produce custom Excel applications for businesses.

Lynda.com is my jam, along with Khan Academy and Cracked.com.

I'm looking for a junior developer position at a brick and mortar dev shop so I can get some mentoring and exposure to how coders think.

My previous experience includes:

• A decade in the Army as a Chemical Officer
• A year in the Oilfields as a surveyor
• Two years trucking cross country
• A year as a material manager for a major infrastructure project
• Five years as a landlord
• One year as an Excel consultant