I'm the Software Architect at Payfone, a startup in the telecom fraud-prevention area.

I've got a history of doing lots of high-volume processing at very high speed. I've worked systems up to 2 Billion complex transactions a day on limited, commodity hardware.

I'm currently working towards a 50,000 TPS capable system.

I've got a wife, two kids, two dogs, three cats, one gecko, and one ball python.

Yes, I have my own server rack in my house.