I'm a hobbyist programmer and use various languages, e.g php, javascript, c++ and java. Actually, I avoid java. I don't really care what other people think about me and I usually use stackoverflow as a last resort or when I do something stupid and panic. This is partly because I'm unable to formulate my question in a human readable form and end up confusing everyone. This is the reason I don't answer questions, though I might upvote some. Sorry. And, there's probably a duplicate that I didn't find anyway. If you read all of this it really would help if you'd at least try to answer my question, or at least poke me in the general direction, there's at least some reason why I wrote it. Thank you.

Stack Overflow; please don't eat me alive.