I have written programs in practically any language you can name and a lot you can't. Have shipped hundreds of thousands of lines of C, C++, python, javascript, x86 assembly, and friends. I have shipped and supported auto-update frameworks, build servers, and even code-injection setuid binaries that modify other commercial programs I have reverse engineered at runtime!
I am a full stack engineer, from transistors to interpreters. Many of the languages I've used haven't even been in use since you were born!
My personal interests range up and down from theoretical mathematics all the way to game design and asset creation in Unreal Engine, Blender and Houdini.
...But I am very inexperienced with modern web technologies. Help!