Self-Teaching VBA at the moment.

Familiar with many things; master of none, except... Perhaps master my own self at times, and Master of Physics; an MS on paper at least, before the management lobotomy...

Not that smart, but can construct a mean google search term. If I made a Q&A site, people would called it "Stupor User."

Likes Reg Hacks, doesn't know Red Hat, is OK with red lipstick (on women). Likes green tea, my green channel tristumlus response, and chlorophyll. "Red and Green make Brown." - Bob the Tomato "Mr. Brown got out of town." - Larry the Cucumber Bob + Larry makes Brown.