It... kinda works you guys (This absolutely compiles, adapted from https://hackage.haskell.org/package/scotty):
main :: IO ()
main = (do
(putStrLn "Starting Server....")
(scotty 3000 (do
(get "/hello/:name"
(text ("hello " <> (param "name") <> "!")))
(get "/users"
(json allUsers))
(get "/users/:id"
(json (filter (matchesId (param "id")) allUsers))))))
(I don't know enough haskell to convert <>
to simple parens, but a clever person could easily.)
Why would we do this? We could preprocess Haskell with any lisp macro engine! Trivially!.
Imagine it. HASKELL AND LISP TOGETHER. WE COULD RULE THE GALAXY!
(I know what your thinking, but I've actually thought this through: in this example, Vader is Lisp, Luke is Haskell, and Yoda is Alonzo Church)
(edit "Thanks everyone who answered and commented, I'm now much wiser. The biggest problem with this technique I don't think has been yet mentioned, and was pointed out by a friend IRL: If you write some lispy preprocessor, you lose type checking and syntax highlighting and comprehension in your IDE and tools. That sound like a hard pass from me."
"I'm now following the https://github.com/finkel-lang/finkel project, which is the lisp-flavoured haskell project that I want!")