(Posted a solution on behalf of the question author, to move it to the answer section).
Here's the answer!
Here is the completed extension method in case anyone else ever has a use for it.
public static MvcHtmlString StateDropDownListFor<TModel, TValue>(this HtmlHelper<TModel> html, Expression<Func<TModel, TValue>> expression)
{
Dictionary<string, string> stateList = new Dictionary<string, string>()
{
{"AL"," Alabama"},
{"AK"," Alaska"},
{"AZ"," Arizona"},
{"AR"," Arkansas"},
{"CA"," California"},
{"CO"," Colorado"},
{"CT"," Connecticut"},
{"DE"," Delaware"},
{"FL"," Florida"},
{"GA"," Georgia"},
{"HI"," Hawaii"},
{"ID"," Idaho"},
{"IL"," Illinois"},
{"IN"," Indiana"},
{"IA"," Iowa"},
{"KS"," Kansas"},
{"KY"," Kentucky"},
{"LA"," Louisiana"},
{"ME"," Maine"},
{"MD"," Maryland"},
{"MA"," Massachusetts"},
{"MI"," Michigan"},
{"MN"," Minnesota"},
{"MS"," Mississippi"},
{"MO"," Missouri"},
{"MT"," Montana"},
{"NE"," Nebraska"},
{"NV"," Nevada"},
{"NH"," New Hampshire"},
{"NJ"," New Jersey"},
{"NM"," New Mexico"},
{"NY"," New York"},
{"NC"," North Carolina"},
{"ND"," North Dakota"},
{"OH"," Ohio"},
{"OK"," Oklahoma"},
{"OR"," Oregon"},
{"PA"," Pennsylvania"},
{"RI"," Rhode Island"},
{"SC"," South Carolina"},
{"SD"," South Dakota"},
{"TN"," Tennessee"},
{"TX"," Texas"},
{"UT"," Utah"},
{"VT"," Vermont"},
{"VA"," Virginia"},
{"WA"," Washington"},
{"WV"," West Virginia"},
{"WI"," Wisconsin"},
{"WY"," Wyoming"},
{"AS"," American Samoa"},
{"DC"," District of Columbia"},
{"FM"," Federated States of Micronesia"},
{"MH"," Marshall Islands"},
{"MP"," Northern Mariana Islands"},
{"PW"," Palau"},
{"PR"," Puerto Rico"},
{"VI"," Virgin Islands"},
{"GU"," Guam"}
};
return html.DropDownListFor(expression, new SelectList(stateList, "key", "value"));
}
I modified the code above to use a dictionary for state abbreviations.
Just don't forget to reference System.Web.Mvc.Html
at the top of your extension method class like I forgot to.