I hate reading error logs. Every time something goes wrong during development and I flip over to the error log up to see what's gone wrong I'm depressed. What I really want is a way to have specific errors invoke sound effects on my local machine. For example, every null pointer error should make the sad trombone clip play, an array out of bounds exception could be a falling slide whistle, and so on.
Is there a way to set this up for my Windows console window?
Edit
Environments are Haxe targeting SWF 10, Rails 3 on Webrick, and a standalone Java application. All run in a standard Windows 7 console window.