I use shared hosting and it's pretty good but semi-often the MYSQL server hangs - thereby hanging the entire site - the site just tries to load (different render in IE vs. Chrome (IE loads some HTML, chrome loads nothing and it's a whitepage).
I would like to be able to display a notification to the user if the page does not load within a certin time (say 7 seconds) saying - "we're having some issues, email us at blah blah" - consider it a "aww snap" script on load-time rather than a 404 or definitive error code.
Any ideas for existing resources?
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