This gets run every minute:
cd /var/www/html/[redacted] && find . -exec touch -a -m -t 200001010000.00 {} \;
tac /log/[redacted] > /var/www/html/[redacted]
chmod 775 -R /var/www/
chown www-data:webadmins -R /var/www/
exit 0
I feel like that's bad, but I don't really know.