I read an article that says scientists have developed a pill that will make this possible, you take one pill with every meal and you'll no longer need to wipe after a bowel movement.
This new technology released in pill form, is consumed with every meal and will save time and money for everyone.
http://www.gomerblog.com/2013/09/no-wipe-poop/
I couldn't find any reference of these pills anywhere else, you'd think something this amazing would find it's way into other news sources. Is this a hoax?