The world's greatest secret agent - so secret, in fact, that my codename has a codename. I speak 34 languages fluently, including some extraterrestrial ones. I regularly balance myself on my index finger and bounce up and down on it; I refer to this as "going into a 7th level Yoga-Hopping Trance". I have also been referred to as the "White Wonder" and "Wretched Rodent". Catchphrases include: "Good grief!", "Penfold, shush!", and "Blast!" I am also a practitioner of the ancient martial art of kung moggy.